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I enjoy good conversation, fine (but inexpensive) dining, traveling, writing, and daydreaming. I work hard and Im damn proud of what Ive accomplished over the years. The only baggage I have, consists of a rather nice American Tourister suitcase, and a fairly beat-up duffel bag. I am a bigger guy but unlike what some people say, Im actually making a decided effort to work on it (Ill gladly show you my gym membership card if need be).
Im divorced. I do not have , but I do have nephews and a niece. I would be open to the idea of getting married again, and having a family .but only with the right person.
Im not willing to settle. While I wouldnt myself "picky", I do have standards (must work must drive or have access to transportation not looking for a "sugar daddy", etcetera). Hygiene is also important .and if you have to ask, Ill be more than happy to share a few dating horror stories. At the end of the day, Id much rather be single and continue to search for the right one, than be stuck in a relationship that is not beneficial for either person. Ive been on a handful of dates in the past few months, and the chemistry just hasnt been there. And Im not talking about appearances, either. In almost every case, it felt as though I was hanging out with my (non-existent) sister, or a colleague. I like women who can hold a conversation have a sense of humor about them and can be sarcastic, without being obnoxious.
Id love to hear from you but if youre going to contact me, please make sure that you are .
- Between the ages of 28-39 (Any er than that, and I might have the urge to set you up with one of my nephews. As for older? Im just not into women that much older than myself. Sorry.)
- Have a love of travel and reading (perhaps not in that order).
- Can hold a conversation. This is very, VERY important and if you want to know why, please ask me about a blind date that I had back in May of 20. The fact that I can actually remember the month and year should tell you something.
- You enjoy life .sunsets .friends. You know the little things in life.
- You are driven and motivated, but not to where you shut people out. I have no time for those who cannot make time for others. Id hope you feel the same way.
- You are classy, but occasionally have the mouth of a truck driver. Because, really we all curse.
- You do not smoke. This is important, as Im not one who enjoys the taste of an ashtray. Use your imagination on this one.
- You do not use.Enough said on this one.
- You drink socially, or not at all. If youre an alcoholic, or feel the need to get shitfaced every weekend, Im not for you. Especially if I have to hold your hair while you puke. It wasnt cute in college. Its not cute now.
- YOU ARE **SINGLE** AND **LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP**. Please take note of that statement, and the fact that I wrote it in caps. Im NOT looking for new friends. I have enough friends in my life (male and female), and its tough to keep track of them. If you are NOT looking for a serious relationship, or do not know WHAT you want, please do not reply to this post.
As for why you should message me?
- You want someone loyal. I have never cheated on anyone.
- You want honesty in a relationship. No -coating here.
- You want to be treated like gold. When youre with me, you will be my world. Or, at least, Planet Earth. I dont want to shut out my friends and family.
- You want someone you can come home to. If Im home before you, dinner will be on the table, and the kitchen will already be clean .unless we go out for dinner.
- You want someone DIFFERENT. I can promise you that Im unlike anyone youve ever dated. Guaranteed, or your money back.
- You want someone non-judgmental. I dont care about your past. What happened, happened. I will not remind you of past mistakes you may have made, etcetera.
When introducing yourself to me, please use some creativity .
-Tell me a joke.
-Share a childhood story.
-Talk about your pet or (ren).
-Share a recipe.
-Tell me about your favorite song.
- Describe one of your most favorite things.
.And tell me about yourself. Perhaps something not mentioned in your profile.
An e-mail that consists of "Hai/haaai/hey how r u", shout-out messages ("Hey great profile. Im not the right person for you, blah blah blah) .or some similar kind of drivel .will be sent rocketing to my "deleted" folder. If thats the best you can come up when introducing yourself, Id hate to see what you are like in person. Sexy housewives wants real sex Bend.
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